And this is why you shouldn’t plank.
I am super excited Florida’s governor passed up on high-speed rail funding so that Michigan could get it to improve rail from Detroit to Kalamazoo to Chicago. Very Cool.
I wish Ohio wasn’t so damn stupid. Not Ohio… just someone in its executive branch. You know who you are.
…It’s like when you see someone driving a Mercury, you think, ‘Did that person really wake up one day thinking, “You know what car I want to drive, a Mercury Mariner.”’ No. No. You assume he knows someone who sells them or he was molested by a Kia dealer as a child.
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